
Grant, over dinner...
Grant: Do I have to eat the cauliflower? I hate cauliflower - it taste only a bit better than eating a tree.
Mommy: How do you know what a tree taste like Grant, have you eaten one?
Grant: Nnnnnn...yes. Once, at our old house, I chewed up a leaf in the backyard. ...I didn't swallow it though.
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...kinda like Bill Clinton?

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