The voice of (un)reason...

Overheard between seven year old Thomas and his eight year old cousin...

Thomas: "Josef, lets play on your computer"

Josef: "My mom's not letting me play with it, because I had it turned up too loud last time."

Thomas: "That's dumb. You cant use it because it was too loud?"

Josef: "Ya, can you believe that? ...moms can be totally unreasonable!"

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Soft clothes that smell ...like springtime?

Grant loves to unpack groceries. He's no help putting them away, but he loves to unpack them.

Grant: [pulling a bottle of Downy from the shopping basket] "Daddy, what is this?"

Daddy: "It's for doing laundry."

Grant: "It's fertilizer, right?"

Daddy: "No Grant, it's fabric softener."

Grant: "Ya, that's what I meant."