I have a joke...

While driving home from swimming lessons...

Thomas: "Mommy, I have a joke for you. - Knock-Knock."

Mommy: "Who's there?"

Thomas: "I married up."

...pause

Mommy: "I married up who." (say it out loud for full effect)

...ensuing laughter

Daddy: "Nice one. ...you're grounded."
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